12 Types of Passengers You Meet When You Commute

12 Types of Passengers You Meet When You Commute

1.  1. The passenger whose hair is relatively longer than that of Rapunzel’s is letting her hair down. Eventually, it gets liberated, so liberated it’s exploring your face. If you encounter any of the sort, tell her to keep her s**t and give it a good grip.

2.  2. The lovebirds who can’t contain their libidos. They start from simple gestures constituting lust to smooching each other’s lips. Just don’t keep an eye on them, but if their actions leads to a degree of your personal disturbance, then cut them off by telling them to secure a room. Some affection is not intended to be witness by the public.

3.  3. The curious cat who overlooks at your phone whilst you’re doing the following: texting, playing games, surfing the net, etc. If it makes you rather uncomfortable that someone’s eyeing on you, then just keep your phone, but if you’re brave enough, then tell them to purchase their own! (that rhymed)

4.   4. THE KIDS!!!!! There are only two types of kids: The Cute and The Annoying, mostly they are the latter. They’ll touch your hair, touch your clothes, kick your pants while the parents are oblivious, and though you’d really love to beat the crap out of them, you can’t really intervene because they might cry which is hundred times even more annoying.

5.    5. The rock star slash sleeping beauty whose head is banging on your direction, lucky you if those heads are not clingy. But if they are, push their head back with a little force to let them know that it’s not okay with you to turn your shoulder into pillow, OR just wake them up.

6.    6. The passenger who stimulates your olfactory nerves in a bad way. In terms of non-verbal intervention, you can always cover your nose, but otherwise I don’t have the slightest idea. It has been an ancient puzzle as to how you properly tell someone they have bad odor, so who knows you might break the puzzle.

7.     7. The call center agent who puts her ongoing calls into loud speaker during the entire travel. If you love to eavesdrop you’ll enjoy it, but if it irritates you, you can always put on your earphones.

8.    8. The singer who sings along with Every. Single. Music. Played in the jeepney/bus like she’s on Glee or something. Just leave her alone. HAHAHA!

9. The passenger who keeps staring at you from head to toe. The solution is simple; give                              her a dose of her own medicine. Look at her from head to toe as well, make sure your     looks are way deeper and lasting longer than her, that way you’ll win. xp

10. The pervert who keeps looking down at your chest area. Just cover everything that          needs to be covered.

11. The passenger who shuts everyone down, from the volume of the music played in the      vehicle, to actual voices of other passengers, to how heavy the traffic is and she even     picks on the weather. Don’t do anything; just remember to respect the elderly.

12. THE SNATCHER. You’ll never know who these people are. Some might look suspicious;     some may look like the most harmless persons on Earth. Just don’t initiate an action   that will make you their next prospect e. g. flaunting all your gadgets and the money you             have in your wallet. When you text, keep it low. When you pick money for the fare, still,            keep it low. Keep your senses high and be aware of the surroundings.